April 3rd 2018 - April 4th 2018
transcribed by /u/yokare / Brownie Fudge Sundae
free to use for any purposes! particularly lore/ARG ones.
IMPORTANT NOTE - The Fissionton's dialogue changes order randomly, i.e. sometimes Cat Fission will say a line, and next time, Dog Fissionton will say it. none of the lines are specific to one or the other Fissionton.
Well, [Toon name]. A pleasure to finally meet you.
They both bow.
Yes, we expected you would be arriving shortly after the Doctor[1] showed up.
After all this time, we're finally here together.
It's all been leading up to this, you see! The Final Plan.
With your help, and with the genius of Doctor Surlee, we can finally make it happen.
In order to undo the ripples of time travel, we need to bring Toontown something brand new.
Racing, Trolley, Golf, Parties. It's all happened before.
Yes if we can bring Toontown to silliness beyond anything it has before - to unwritten territory...
We can finally end the anomalies of the 26th once and for all.
Doctor Surlee is working with us on a plan to completely reconstruct a NEW Silly Meter.
Now that Doctor Surlee has joined us, of course, we won't be needing to tease him any longer.
Maybe you'll have some use of this. Check your mailbox for a little souvenir[2] of this adventure!
As for now, it's time to put the final plan into action.
Continue bringing Silly Particles to Surlee, and keep in touch with us.
With more research, the Silly Meter will be completed soon enough.
[1] Doctor Surlee [2] The Doctor Surlee cutout
The flickering?[1] Yes, it occurs when time slips away from us.
Or rather, when we slip away from time.
If Doctor Surlee realizes what that entails...
He's going to have to, soon enough.
He'll never go through with the plan if he does. We musn't [sic] draw attention to it.
It's only a matter of time.
[1] In Toon Hall, the Fissiontons 'flicker' periodically.
It's becoming more and more difficult to stay grounded.
Grounded in time, of course.
Due to the pocketwatch's malfunction, we're only here for moments at a time.
In Toon Hall one second...
...And an entirely different moment in another.
Other instances of time come to us like flashes of a distant memory.
Over the years, we've managed to find ways to keep ourselves anchored to the timeline.
However, it gets harder each day as we draw closer to ending the 26th...
Ahem. Now is not the time, Fissionton.
Now has never been the time for us. You know that as well as I.
We need not worry them with our own burdens.
Does the Phunny Phluid seem to be philled to a non-phallible level?
Stop slurring your words and phill the Phluid some more, Fissionton.
See, now you're doing it.
I can't phatom what you're talking about.
According to these calculations, the meter should max right on schedule.
Ah, but you forgot to carry the six again.
Me? Look, this is clearly your handwriting.
My handwriting IS your handwriting.
Fine. Let's run the calculations again.
We can't get this wrong... for Toontown's sake.
We're going to need to adjust the doohickey in order to calibrate the meter correctly.
Which doohickey are you referring to?
The doohickey. Am I not clear?
I can count at least five doohickeys on that meter.
I take it that you've come looking for more research.
And more ciphers to solve, of course!
That's how this all works, isn't it?
Lucky for you, there's a new folder on my terminal.
We've left a message to decode in order to get in.
You could say that 'remembering' the password is key.