How to Win Arguments

And annihilate people.

Even with our political intuition, psychological knowledge, and philosophical wisdom, it is extremely difficult to win arguments.

Because most often than not, it devolves into a heated conflict where both parties are trying to prove each other wrong and forcing them to their bidding just to be understood.

It's annoying. Halfway through the argument they shamelessly become like emotional cockroaches who only hears what they want to hear, and pretends to be a logical rational person when in fact they're boiling with rage and madness.

And no matter how much you logically stomp their arguments, they'll keep making new and more ridiculous ones just to prove themselves right.

This article then, proposes a wonderful solution to annihilate these cockroaches once and for all, giving them the eternal hellish suffering they deserve using various psychological and negotiation tactics.

 

Step 1: Change into Neutral Stance

Remaining in an aggressive or defensive stance would only make these cockroaches use their wings and fight even harder.

So it's extremely important that we learn to relax ourselves and slow down, by changing into a neutral stance who doesn't care about being right or wrong, but only caring about annihilating this cockroaches in the best way possible.

We can do this by saying and using the following words in our sentences:

  • Hmmm...
  • I think...
  • I feel that...
  • I suppose, Perhaps, Maybe

 

Step 2: Being Truthful and Nice

After they have lost their balance and momentum from your neutral stance, the next step is to help them and offer them a hand by actually doing and saying good things that comfort their soul.

You can do this by saying and using the following words and sentences while slowly enlightening them about the political, social, and long-term ramifications of their actions.

  • that's right...
  • you're right...
  • I'm sorry...
  • I understand...
  • I thought that...
  • I believed that...

 

Step 3: Psychological Torture

Now that you have gained rapport and trust, it's time to psychologically torture them and give them hell for trying to mess with you so they would learn by their wounds and scars that messing with you is equivalent to unimaginable pain, so they'll never do it again.

Of course, don't use this to people you know in real life, or with children and minors, because they'll be able to take revenge and get back to you at a later time. Before you do this, you have to make sure that there's no way for them to take revenge.

To add ice to the burned area, if the conflict is happening on public, then you must be meticulous with the use of your words such that they'll face public hatred and humiliation as well.

You can do this by saying and using the following words and sentences while maintaining the neutral stance:

  • So you think that..?
  • So you're saying that..?
  • So you believe that..?
  • From what I heard...
  • It's as if you're trying to... just because...
  • Guys look, this person is... but...
  • Aren't you ashamed..?
  • Does it feel good...?
  • Perhaps you're happy..?
  • It must be fun...
  • Lol, lmao, hahaha 🤣😂

 

Step 4: Step Backwards and Play Victim

At this point they're going to lash out and get mad, this means that the cockroach is about to be finally annihilated, but you must still remain patient because they can fly into your mouth.

To prevent this happening, it's important to take a step backwards and further slow down their movements by slowing your responses or breaking it into parts.

At this step, you have to go back to step two and try your best to become a nice and innocent person while playing as the victim by doing the following things:

  • oh gosh, i didn't mean to...
  • i'm so sorry, i was just trying...
  • wait why are you doing this to me..?
  • what did i ever do to you..?
  • (use crying and sob emojis)
  • sorry but i can't take this anymore...
  • gosh why are you so rude and mean..?
  • im so stupid and dumb, i can't even...

After doing this, they'll eventually self-destruct and annihilate themselves in the funniest way possible. Now that the cockroaches are gone, everyone can live happily ever after.

 

Conclusion

If you don't feel the need to annihilate someone yet, then you can use the first and second step only, fully ignoring the third and fourth step.

This article is extremely controversial and I agree it's important to forgive people instead of annihilating them. But what can we do?

It's not like everyone is willing to catch these cockroaches and let them go in the wild, so of course, instead of worrying about catching them, why not enjoy trying to annihilate them instead? That way, we can get rid of them even faster.

After all, we are not obligated to forgive anyone but ourselves.

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"In medieval ages, generals used to hang the heads of their slain enemies in front of their gates as a symbol of victory."

"Sometimes, people have no choice but to get what they deserve."

"Those who want to win and defeat their enemies must be willing to sacrifice anything they have."

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