Things to buy when I have money

 
1. Skincare items (Moisturizer, Toner, Cleanser, Razor) + Antidandruff shampoo
2. Locked lunchboxes with multiple detachable compartments + gallons of HQ tomato ketchup
3. Professional Clothes and neckties + Customized T-Shirts and Pants + Camera-equipped hats

  1. Credit card, business card, money and laptop briefcase + universal passports
  2. Franchise business, then hire someone to run it, get passive income
  3. Top board games and cards
  4. Complete set of house with at least 3 hidden rooms, 3 floors, and 3 bathrooms plus underground tunnels
  5. An entire small private island for myself, preferably elevated with high altitude surrounded by an ocean
  6. Good military rations for emergency food
  7. Large mobile home with advanced furniture and equipment

 

Basic Necessities

  1. Industrial grade heavy-duty automatic umbrella with three year warranty
  2. Working power bank
  3. Lockpicking set
  4. Disaster emergency kit w/ flashlight and whistle
  5. First aid kit
  6. Medicine kit w/ anticongestant
  7. Radio walkie talkies, Dr. Stone's earpiece
  8. Foldable sleeping bag
  9. Self-defense items, G-safe
  10. Psychedelic calming teas
  11. Water filtration
  12. Tumbler with water filtration and temperature preservation
  13. Large shoulder bag with many many pockets, half the size of duffle bag
  14. Smooth soft t-shirts
  15. Phone memory card for backup
  16. Noise cancelling headphones
  17. Two-person bike with luggage holder
  18. Cutting-edge anti-mosquito device
  19. Portable HEPA fan
  20. Plates that are bowls too
  21. Freeze-dried treats for both cats and dogs
  22. Sleeping mask
  23. Small flutes, harmonica, ocarina
  24. Degoogled computers and phones
  25. Industrial grade metal detector with built-in geiger counter
  26. Noise cancelling mask
  27. Wide-legged 3/4 trousers, half hard/weight of jeans

 

Devices and Machinery

  1. Famous android smartphone with hacking capabilities, headsets, charger, and connector
  2. Smart New Generation Table with Built-in Food Heater, Freezer, and Refrigerator
  3. Accurate Infrared and Thermal Sensors, Nightvision goggles, Installation Sundial, Seismic sensors, Natural Weather Detector, Telescope, Microscope, Kaleidoscope
  4. Smartwatch arm device that have calling and tracking capabilities w/ iot ai-assistant
  5. High Level Gaming Laptop triple boot windows, kali, tails os, with pack injection and mon mode adapter
  6. Advanced spy walkie talkies with multiple frequency channels, encryption support included, infinite range
  7. Unlimited, smooth, unblocked portable vpn-compatible heavily customizable wifi router
  8. Super remote voice recording gem necklace + anime glowing glasses w/ built-in augmented reality modification
  9. Laser Cutter, Water Cutter, Super Drill, Ground Breaker, Hydraulic Press, Super Neodymium Magnets, Blacksmithing Set, and Particle Accelerator
  10. External Wifi-adapter with monitor mode, raspberry pi, kali live boot usb, and other hacking devices
  11. Long-Ranged Programmable Cargo Drone that can speak and has a screen remotely connected to a digital device
  12. Dumbbells, treadmills, punching bags, kicking bags, force/momentum measurer and other equipment
  13. Efficient Multi-Pedal powered generator with perfect ac transformer, diy or not
  14. Portable voice (cassette) recorder and player, Robot Assistants, IoT CCTVs, Tranquilizer/Taser Guns, Stun Ring
  15. Highly-customized Truck with second Floor/Minitruck with Camper slide, super Yacht equipped with submarine and helicopter on helipad
  16. Jetpack, Glider, Parachute, Water Jetpack, Rotorcraft + Anti-gravity ultralight belt, boots, and chestplate
  17. Personalized sensory deprivation bed (horizontal) and sensory deprivation tank (vertical)
  18. Materials for building a Mini Hydroelectric Generator Project at home
  19. All materials for building all types of most efficient/safe/stable mini generators
  20. Book scanner with ADF, plus all school textbooks of students then anonymously upload them in the internet online as pdf for free
  21. Personal hand glider, no engines needed, Skysurfer aircraft
  22. Spherical die
  23. Roller skates
  24. Chainmail blanket
  25. Wall-scaling gloves and shoes
  26. Bubble cigarettes (bubbles instead of smoke)
  27. Subtle one-wheeled shoes (hidden wheels)

 

Personal Collection

  1. Classical swords and armors
  2. Creative swords and armors
  3. Futuristic swords and armors
  4. Spiritual swords and armors
  5. Meteorites and glowing stones
  6. All board games ever made
  7. Incomprehensible objects

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Skills to Learn

  1. Internal energy circulation
  2. Echolocation
  3. Swordsmanship and bowmanship
  4. Practical close combat
  5. Shooting and throwing
  6. Talisman and array formations
  7. Cloud reading and aeromancy
  8. Aerial navigation
  9. Deep diving
  10. Acrobatics
  11. Deep memory
  12. Lucid dreaming
  13. Wilderness survival

 

Other things to buy:

  1. An Office Space large enough to accomodate public speaking and gatherings
  2. Bird Food and Small Container
  3. Gym membership stuff
  4. T-Shirt with Psychology and Philosophy Symbol
  5. Information from street vendors
  6. Conversation from alone food eaters
  7. Friendships from alone people
  8. Life Stories from beggars
  9. Confidential info from pubs, bars, parlors

 

People to hire:

  1. Scribe/Maid/Secretary/Butler who can write fast or knows stenography so they are always prepared to write everything I say and record it, even organize it after they're finished writing
  2. Buyer/Assistant/Financial Advisor who would buy and research the things I want at the right price
  3. Professional Hunter/Recruiter who can hunt geniuses for me and introduce them to me as his/her friend after building enough rapport
  4. My own private Life Coach/Psychologist who would analyze thought and emotional patterns for me, remind me of taking the right path
  5. My own private Business Consultant and Strategist who would help me create business plans and start all my businesses
  6. My own trustworthy Supreme Field Marshal who manages and reports to me everything about my external social affairs, including all my companies, organizations, and megasystems
  7. Transcendent Master/Immortal/Sage who would open my eyes to the truth of this world and guide me towards the path of arcane arts
  8. Dozens of system architects and test developers
  9. Hundreds of possibility testers and event organizers
  10. Countless recruiters and headhunters all over the world
  11. Hundreds of internet researchers and anomaly investigators
  12. Tens of thousands of rumor finders and verifiers living as average people

 

Healthcare

  1. General Checkup
  2. Ear Cleaning
  3. fMRI scan, qEEG analysis
  4. Psychohypnotic checkup
  5. EMDR therapy treatment
  6. Neurofeedback equipment and treatment
  7. IFS treatment
  8. Transactional Analysis therapy
  9. Person-centered Therapy (Rogers)
  10. Stamina and Endurance Training
  11. Mental Endurance Training
  12. Psychotherapy from a TvTropes Expert
  13. Speech therapy
  14. All kinds of physical massage

 

Experience

  1. Paragliding
  2. Skydiving
  3. Indoor skydiving (wind tunnel)
  4. Indoor parkour with trampoline
  5. Hot air balloon
  6. Kart racing
  7. Long zipline
  8. Zigzag zipline (human rollercoaster)
  9. Extreme amusement park rides
  10. Zero gravity
  11. Paintball
  12. Military-grade obstacle course
  13. Scuba diving
  14. Seafloor walking
  15. Simple peaceful hiking
  16. Extreme winter hiking
  17. Hermitage
  18. Cave exploring
  19. Mental asylum
  20. Kite riding (V-flight)
  21. Snowboarding
  22. Surfing
  23. Takeshi's Castle
  24. Martial Arts Tournament
  25. Wing walking

 

Travel tickets to

  1. Happiest countries in the world
  2. Countries I have forgotten the name
  3. Countries I never knew existed
  4. Most mysterious places in the world
  5. Places not on the map and satellites
  6. Richest countries in the world
  7. Poorest countries in the world
  8. Weirdest countries in the world
  9. Moon

 

Buildings

  1. Schools
  2. Hospitals
  3. DanceSport Centers (including ballroom)
  4. Martial Art Dojos
  5. Community and sharing Centers
  6. Public Science Laboratories
  7. Art Workshops and Studios
  8. Clubhouse Building (for varicolored clubs)
  9. Adult-size Playgrounds
  10. Fun Battlegrounds (Paintball, Takeshi's Castle, etc.)
  11. Sports and Recreation Centers
  12. Children's Recreation Center (w/ daycare beside it)
  13. Spiritual Centers (for teaching, meditation, practice)
  14. Underground Communities
  15. Underground Markets

 

Spirituality

  1. Palm reading
  2. Fate and fortune reading
  3. Internal energy checkup
  4. Astrology/numerology reading
  5. Group meditation training
  6. Psychedelic initiation and therapy
  7. Clairvoyance training
  8. Cabalistic Altar
  9. Magician's Toolkit
  10. Qi-infused Jade Talismans
  11. Qi-infused Natural Protection Wards
  12. Lucky charm made from meteorite, soaked in holy water, blessed by great shaman, injected with spiritual energy

 

Internet Buy

  1. Personal websites
  2. Treasure websites
  3. Donations to Online Libraries
  4. Donations to Open-source games
  5. Donations to Gray Hats
  6. Donations to Manwha/Manhua artists
  7. Pay to continue unfinished anime
  8. Pay to continue unfinished Manwhas
  9. Pay to improve abandoned good games
  10. Commission new anime, comics, webtoon
  11. Donations to internet beggars
  12. Donations to niche causes
  13. Donations to funny causes
  14. Donations to mobilism modders and sailors
  15. Donations to open information Scihub
  16. Donations to fund new experiments
  17. Donations to free Adblockers
  18. Donations to the anonymous internet gods
  19. Donations to mental health advocacies
  20. Donations to charter cities
  21. Donations to humanistic facilities and causes
  22. Erista service and Myrient

 

Avoid Donations to

  1. "Good causes", climate change, poverty
  2. World peace and equality
  3. Political campaigns
  4. Rich people foundations
  5. Direct appeals less than 1000 words
  6. New startups
  7. Promising rewards
  8. "Charities"

 

Fund and Start

  1. Infinite Lego mega Collab
  2. Video games mega anarchy
  3. Mega encounter groups
  4. r/place mega art
  5. Infinite clay mega collab
  6. 10000 sponsored blind dates every valentines
  7. Mega murals
  8. Quadruped contests
  9. Group expansion contests (who gains largest members in shortest time)
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