Ten Thousand Questions

If you don't know how to continue the conversation.

Original cringe questions:
First put the same sentence in ur bio just like i did. "dm me the word honest if you can answer 4 questions without lying"

  1. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
  2. Who is your crush?
  3. What is your first impression about me?
  4. What are your fetishes/kinks?
  5. What is your ideal partner?
  6. What is your guilty pleasure?

Alright, let's see if you can do this. You may start answering the following questions below:

  1. How lucky am I to meet you?
  2. How did you get to your current job/school?
  3. What would a perfect day look like for you?
  4. Anything happened lately?
  5. How did you meet your current friends?
  6. What is something almost no one knows about you?
  7. What do you lie most about?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

Alright, let's see if you can do this. You may start answering the following questions below:

  1. How lucky am I to meet you?
  2. What problems in your life you'd like to solve?
  3. What would a perfect day look like for you?
  4. Anything happened lately?
  5. What are your hobbies and interests?
  6. What is something you wish people better understood about you?
  7. What do you lie most about?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

Alright, let's see if you can do this. You may start answering the following questions below:

  1. How lucky are you to be alive?
  2. What's something you believe that every person must know about?
  3. What would a perfect day look like for you?
  4. Anything happened lately?
  5. What are your hobbies and interests?
  6. If you can change one thing in this world, what would it be?
  7. What do you lie most about?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

Alright, let's see if you can do this. You may start answering the following questions below:

  1. How lucky are you to be alive?
  2. What do you do for school/work?
  3. What would a perfect day look like for you?
  4. What's your ideal conversation partner?
  5. What are your hobbies and interests?
  6. What is something you wish people better understood about you?
  7. What do you lie most about?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

Alright brave and honest warrior, let's see if you can do this. You may start answering the following questions below:

  1. How lucky are you to be alive?
  2. What do you do for school/work?
  3. What would a perfect day look like for you?
  4. What's type(s) of person can you easily get along with?
  5. What are your hobbies and interests?
  6. What is something you wish people better understood about you?
  7. What do you lie most about?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

Alright brave and honest human, let's see if you can do this. You may start answering the following questions below:

  1. Should we stop giving anything to beggars so they can go to work instead of begging?
  2. What would a perfect day look like for you?
  3. What's type(s) of person can you easily get along with?
  4. What are your hobbies and interests?
  5. What are you looking for?
  6. What is something almost no one knows about you?
  7. Which would you like to become: a friend, disciple, or organization member?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

Self-improvement quest

  1. How often do you find yourself thinking about the past and future?
  2. When something bad happens in your life, how would you react and what do you usually do?
  3. How do you feel when you have to do new things in life you haven't tried before?
  4. What will you do if someone borrowed something from you and never returned it?
  5. How often do you find yourself overthinking about your problems?
  6. How do you usually behave around your family?
  7. How do you feel about your parents and siblings?
  8. What's something that you think would make you free and happy?

Alright brave and honest human, let's see if you can do this. You may start answering the following questions below:

  1. What are your hobbies and interests?
  2. What would a perfect day look like for you?
  3. What's type(s) of person can you easily get along with?
  4. What are you looking for?
  5. What is something almost no one knows about you?
  6. What's something I can do for you?
  7. Would you like to join my server?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

Alright brave and honest human, let's see if you can do this. You may start answering the following questions below:

  1. What are your hobbies and interests?
  2. What would a perfect day look like for you?
  3. What's type(s) of person can you easily get along with?
  4. What are you looking for?
  5. How do you see the world?
  6. What's something you're very skilled at?
  7. Would you like to join my server?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

Alright brave and honest human, let's see if you can do this. You may start answering the following questions below:

  1. What are your hobbies and interests?
  2. What would a perfect day look like for you?
  3. What's type(s) of person can you easily get along with?
  4. What are you looking for?
  5. What's your greatest struggle right now?
  6. What's something you're very skilled at?
  7. What can I do to make you give or loan me money?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

Conversation Continuers, Story Sparkers Tell me about the time when you... (Insert their reply) didn't happen

reveal vulnerabilities to get closer "tell me about the time when you are opposite of what you said, or opposite of what you are now"

Ask about the moments, saddest moments, happiest moments, best moments, painful moments

Alright brave and honest human, let's see if you can do this. You may start answering the following questions below:

  1. How do you see yourself ten years from now?
  2. What would a perfect day look like for you?
  3. What do you want?
  4. What's the craziest thing you have ever done?
  5. What's your greatest struggle right now?
  6. What do you like about yourself?
  7. Under what conditions will you give money to a random stranger you met online?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

Alright brave and honest human, let's see if you can do this. You may start answering the following questions below:

  1. How do you see yourself ten years from now?
  2. What would a perfect day look like for you?
  3. What do you want?
  4. What's the craziest thing you have ever done?
  5. What's your greatest struggle right now?
  6. What do you like about yourself?
  7. What are your darkest deepest desires?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

Alright brave and honest human, let's see if you can do this. You may start answering the following questions below:

  1. How do you see yourself ten years from now?
  2. What would a perfect day look like for you?
  3. What do you want?
  4. What's the craziest thing you have ever done?
  5. If you learned that the world will end tomorrow, what will you do?
  6. What do you like about yourself?
  7. What are your darkest deepest desires?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

Alright brave and honest human, let's see if you can do this. You may start answering the following questions below:

  1. How do you see yourself ten years from now?
  2. What would a perfect day look like for you?
  3. What do you want?
  4. What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you?
  5. How would your family and friends describe you?
  6. What do you like about yourself?
  7. What kind of friend do you want to have?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

what do your friends and family think of you? How they would describe you?

Alright brave and honest human, let's see if you can do this. You may start answering the following questions below:

  1. How do you see yourself ten years from now?
  2. What would a perfect day look like for you?
  3. What do you want?
  4. What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you?
  5. How would your family and friends describe you?
  6. What do you like about yourself?
  7. Who's the most interesting person you have ever encountered?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

Alright brave and honest human, let's see if you can do this. You may start answering the following questions below:

  1. What are you doing on the dark web?
  2. Why did you join the dark web servers?
  3. How generous are you to strangers and beggars?
  4. What do you like about yourself?
  5. What are the craziest things you have ever experienced?
  6. Who's the most interesting person you have ever encountered?
  7. What makes you happy?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

Blood questions:

  1. Tell me about your love life. How many people have you dumped? How many people have dumped you?
  2. Tell me about your sex life at this moment. How did you get your first sexual experience?
  3. What are your greatest regrets in life?
  4. What's the most terrifying and traumatic experience you ever had?
  5. What are your wildest and craziest fantasies?
  6. What intrusive thoughts are you having lately?
  7. What are the greatest injuries and accidents you ever experienced?
  8. When was the last time you felt truly insane?
  9. How often do you goon?
  10. What do you goon to?
  11. What's something you're not supposed to learn but you found out anyway?
  12. What's the most illegal thing you have done?
  13. What are your inner demons?
  14. How do you deal with your inner demons?
  15. What's the most insane thing you have done?
  16. How do you satisfy your sexual drives?
  17. When did you learn to masturbate for the first time?
  18. What thoughts and feelings do you often have that you can't tell anyone?
  19. What is your deepest darkest secret?
  20. What's a story in your life that you will never tell anybody no matter what?
  21. How evil do you think you are and why?
  22. What will it take for you to fall in love with someone?
  23. How's your sex life going?

Hunting Questions (experiment)

  1. If you have a classmate in school who is a quiet kid and doesn't speak unless asked a question, what do you think about that classmate?
  2. Imagine that you're going shopping at the mall but some random person in the mall suddenly approached you and offers to help you with shopping but says they will stay inside the mall when you leave the mall, what will you feel about it? What will you do?
  3. Imagine you're eating alone in a fast food restaurant but some random person suddenly approached you and asked to eat with you on the same table, what will you feel about it? What will you do?
  4. How do you deal with the feeling of emptiness in your life?
  5. How and where did you learn to socialize and interact with other people?
  6. One day, you suddenly found yourself in a place very far from your house, you're now homeless and broke without a single penny, you also don't have your phone and other possessions with you, you only have the clothes you're currently wearing. Everyone you know has changed their smartphone and telephone numbers so you can't call them with other people's phone either. What are you going to do? How will you survive? (Wrong, use below)
  7. A rich person with a cameraman approaches you and swears on his name that he will give you one million dollars if you can convince him on the spot why he should give you money. What will you say?
  8. Imagine that there's an unhinged and crazy person who tries to talk to you and keeps asking you weird questions. You don't even know them. How would you react and respond to them?

Demonic questions: (fun)

  1. I wonder how you look like. Would you like to exchange selfies?
  2. How did you get your first sexual experience?
  3. Can you tell me about the most interesting person you have ever met?
  4. What's the most painful and traumatic day of your life?
  5. I'll need ten million dollars, would you like to give me? Why not?
  6. That's alright, just twenty dollars would be enough, so it's a deal?
  7. Can you tell me about your romantic life? Who tried to flirt with you?
  8. What do you think about me?

Demonic questions: (revised)

Alright brave and honest human, let's see if you can do this. I really doubt you can answer the questions below:

  1. Have you ever confessed your feelings to someone? How did it go?
  2. How did you get your first sexual experience?
  3. Can you tell me about the most interesting person you have ever met?
  4. What's the most painful and traumatic day of your life?
  5. I'll need ten million dollars, would you like to give me? Why not?
  6. What are your wildest and craziest fantasies?
  7. Can you tell me about your romantic life? Who tried to flirt with you?
  8. Ask me any questions and I'll answer it honestly.

Relatable questions: (rapport)

  1. What do you think about (social issue)
  2. Have you heard about (news)
  3. What's the happiest day of your life?
  4. What's a recurring dream do you often have?
  5. What do you think should people pay more attention to?
  6. What makes you happy?
  7. What do you like talking about?
  8. What's something you're currently struggling at?
  9. What would you like to do with me?
  10. What would you like to do to me?

Broken questions that don't work

  1. One day, you suddenly found yourself in a place very far from your house, you're now homeless and broke without a single penny, you also don't have your phone and other possessions with you, you only have the clothes you're currently wearing. Everyone you know has changed their smartphone and telephone numbers so you can't call them with other people's phone either. What are you going to do? How will you survive?

Why it doesn't work? People keep trying to return to their home. Change question.

  1. One day, you suddenly found yourself in a mysterious country, you don't know how far away you are from your house, you're now homeless and broke without a single penny, you also don't have your phone and any other possessions with you, you only have the clothes you're currently wearing. In this mysterious country, the people are speaking in a different language you don't know and also using different technology that you don't know, so you can't call anyone or use the internet either. What are you going to do? How are you going to survive? How will you find food, water, and place to stay?

Games of curiosity:
Let's play a game!

  1. Two truths and a lie
  2. Truth or Dare (with theme?)
  3. Show me what's in front/right/left/bottom/behind you, move x steps to the (direction)
  4. Post-it!

In this game, you can make the other person post three different pictures about a specific topic. Something like:

  1. Post 3 screenshots of your recent conversations in servers
  2. Post 3 screenshots of your recent conversations in DMs
  3. Post 3 of your latest gallery pictures
  4. Post 3 pictures of your best selfies
  5. Post 3 pictures of your lamest selfies
  6. [REDACTED]

Rules:

  1. It's not necessary to be emotionally attached or involved to play this game.
  2. Both sides must speak up whenever they feel uncomfortable so the other side can stop.
  3. As a game, it can completely end anytime. It doesn't affect real-life relationships.

Fun punishments!

  1. Truth or dare
  2. the loser will have to send the latest pic in their gallery aside from those they already sent (no cheating)
  3. the loser will have to read an ebook page, watch insta reel, tiktok stuff, YouTube video, etc. sent by the winner
  4. the loser will have to tell the other, one of their secrets that they tell almost no one

Simple Assorted Questions:

  1. What's your favourite color?
  2. What do you like talking about?
  3. What are the greatest injuries or accidents you ever experienced?
  4. What do you like about yourself?
  5. What do you think should people pay more attention to?
  6. How do you see yourself ten years from now?
  7. Why do you want to live?
  8. What's making you worried these days?
  9. How much do you like spicy foods?
  10. What is one little secret you have?

Analysis:

  1. Simple question, how well can you answer basic questions
  2. Self-reflection question, how unique are you
  3. Blood question, what's uncomfortable for you
  4. Self-esteem question, how expressive you are
  5. Social awareness question, what do you know
  6. Future planning question, how far can you see
  7. Philosophical question, how meaningful is your life
  8. Vent question, how comfy are you sharing your problems
  9. Sexual question, how crazy are you
  10. Social openness, how transparent are you

Questions of Madness

  1. If I'm actually an alt account of someone you knew before, what will you do?
  2. How about we exchange discord accounts and read each other's conversations for fun, what do you think?
  3. I'll introduce you to one of my discord friends and you introduce me to one of yours, what do you think?
  4. Hey I'm so bored rn, if you have time, how about we go visit some random discord servers and have fun?
  5. Hey I'm so bored rn, if you have time, would you like to watch some YouTube videos together and have fun?

Dares

I dare you to...

  1. Send a voice message of you singing for at least 15 seconds
  2. Send a selfie where you make a funny face
  3. Send your latest phone screenshot
  4. Send the most recent image in your phone camera
  5. Send a picture of your palm
  6. Send a picture of your room
  7. Send a picture of your phone wallpaper
  8. Send a screenshot of your most recent conversation with AI
  9. Send a screenshot of one of the conversations in ur dms
  10. Ask another friend "how cute do u think I am?" and send a screenshot of their reply
  11. Send a video of yourself dancing solo for at least 10 seconds
  12. Show a screenshot of your most recent browsing history

Psychological Questions

  1. What are you overcompensating on?
  2. What trends do you usually follow?
  3. What's that one question you've always wanted to ask other people?
  4. What's something that's so easy for others to do but it's very difficult when you do it?
  5. What's a question you would like other people to ask you?
  6. If you gained a skilled and loyal servant who can help you with anything, what would you make them do?
  7. If you gained a thousand subordinates who would follow all your commands, what would you make them do?
  8. How different is your online personality to your real-life one?
  9. If money doesn't matter, what job would you like to have?
  10. What do you need to be happy?
  11. How do you see yourself?
  12. What's one experience you had that changed your life forever?
  13. How satisfied are you with your life?
  14. What do the ghosts whisper to your ear?
  15. If your existence alone makes everyone uncomfortable, would you still dare to exist? Or would you act mature and leave for the sake of many? Why or why not?
  16. What's something you are always looking forward to?
  17. What's something you regret?

tRanChor's Favorite Questions

  1. What are your dreams?
  2. Why do you want to keep living?
  3. How much do you like spicy foods?
  4. Who's the most interesting person you have encountered in your life?
  5. What's your most unforgettable memory?
  6. Have you ever confessed your feelings to someone? How did it go?
  7. What is your dearest wish?
  8. What's a question you would like other people to ask you?
  9. What are the most important things for you?
  10. How good are you at leading the conversation?
  11. Would you like to lead the conversation this time?
  12. What does life mean to you?
  13. For you, what is freedom?
  14. How can I satisfy you?
  15. What will it take to satisfy you?
  16. How often do you want me to chat with you?
  17. What activities do you like doing?
  18. What do you like about your friends?
  19. What inspires you to keep living and doing your best?
  20. What does it feel like to be you?
  21. What makes you different from other people?
  22. What's your favorite question that you like to ask people?
  23. How do you see the world and humans in general?
  24. How can we make our daily life more interesting?
  25. What are you suffering for?
  26. What do you like daydreaming about?
  27. What do you think will happen in the future?
  28. Using only emojis, what are your favorite facial expressions?
  29. Using only emojis, can you portray your personality?
  30. Using only emojis, what is your everyday mood most of the time?
  31. For you, what is the greatest of all freedoms?
  32. How open are you to strangers?
  33. What secret do you have that you're willing to share to strangers but not to the people close to you?
  34. What are you going to do if you won the lottery?
  35. What are you waiting for?
  36. What would you like people to remember you for?
  37. How is your life so far?
  38. What's the most exciting thing that happened to your life?
  39. What kind of afterlife do you want to see?
  40. What's something you're passionate about?
  41. What's something you're passionate about in the present?
  42. Will you talk to me again tomorrow?
  43. How would you like someone to treat you?
  44. What's something you don't really like doing but you can't stop doing it at all?
  45. What's the best decision you have ever made?
  46. What's the worst decision you have ever made?
  47. What's a terrible decision you have made recently?
  48. What will you do if you can return to the past?
  49. How evil are you?
  50. What do you think is beautiful in this world?
  51. How often do you need alone time for yourself?
  52. How often do you cut contact with everyone for a few days just to have alone time for yourself?
  53. What religion or spirituality do you believe in?
  54. What difficulties are you having when talking to others?
  55. What is your true self?
  56. How often are you disappointed with other people?
  57. What do the voices often say?
  58. How mentally ill do you think you are?
  59. Do you think you're a normal person? Why or why not?
  60. What's your favorite negative emotion and why?
  61. How weird do you think you are and why?
  62. What's the craziest story you have heard from someone you know?
  63. What have you lost?
  64. What do you think is missing from your life?
  65. Can you make fun of me and criticize me if I do something annoying? Can I do the same to you?
  66. What are your contradictions?
  67. What kind of relationship dynamics do you prefer?
  68. What are your greatest strengths?
  69. What are your greatest weaknesses?
  70. What scares you the most?
  71. What surprised you about yourself lately?
  72. What do you think about your life?
  73. What's your most memorable travel story?
  74. What do you dislike about me?
  75. How's your love life going?
  76. What kind of person are you?
  77. How clingy do you think you are?
  78. What's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?
  79. What's something you believe in that people around you don't know about?
  80. What secrets do you know about the internet?
  81. Are you hiding something from someone close to you? Why?
  82. What are you hiding?
  83. Do you feel suspicious about someone close to you? Why?
  84. What's the most unexpected thing you've ever experienced?
  85. Has there been any unexpected or crazy situations and events that made you act out of character? As if you're not being your usual self? What did you do and what happened there?
  86. Can you describe any situation where you have been pushed to your limits where you did something no one ever thought you could do?
  87. If there's none, what do you imagine that you'll be able to do if you were suddenly pushed beyond your limits?
  88. What's your villain origin story?
  89. What's the greatest risk you've ever taken?

Normie questions

  1. What has made you excited lately?
  2. What kind of stuff do you do?
  3. Is there something worrying you lately?
  4. What's on your mind these days?
  5. What do you keep yourself busy with?
  6. What do you hope to work in?
  7. What's your family like?
  8. What are your parents like?
  9. What are your siblings like?
  10. What are your friends like?
  11. What's your dream job?
  12. What's your favorite time of the day?
  13. Are you the eldest sibling in your family?
  14. Any latest gossip or drama recently?
  15. What kind of stuff do you like?
  16. What are you working on lately?
  17. How are you faring?
  18. How are your relationships going?
  19. What have you learned lately?
  20. How's this year/month/week treating you?
  21. What things or subjects are you interested in?
  22. What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?
  23. What’s the most useless talent you secretly have?
  24. Do you have any regrets this month/week/year?
  25. What usually makes you excited?
  26. Anythin fun lately?
  27. What surprised you recently?

Semi-casual questions

  1. If you could have superpowers what would they be?
  2. Would you rather time travel to the past or to the future?
  3. What would you do if you became the richest person in the world?
  4. If you can have your own country where you can do anything you want, what will you do?
  5. If you can make three wishes to a genie and they can make it come true, what are you going to wish for?
  6. If you gained a thousand subordinates who would follow all your commands, what would you make them do?
  7. If you can live anywhere you want, where would you like to live?
  8. Would you rather rent or buy a house? Where?
  9. What we exchange our soul like you inside my body what will you do the whole day?
  10. in the future (or present) when youre more stable in life and stuff, what your ideal daily or weekly schedule if you were to have one?
  11. If you could create someone from absolute scratch (mind and personality wise) what would they be like?

Escalation questions for normies

  1. Can we exchange selfies if it's okay with you?
  2. How open-minded are you?
  3. What kind of person would you fall in love with?
  4. How strict is your family and culture?
  5. Do you like roleplaying? What do you think of it?
  6. Can I ask you sexual questions if you're comfortable with it?
  7. How often do you watch porn?
  8. How often do you masturbate?
  9. What are your kinks and fantasies?
  10. What are your favorite sexual positions and why?
  11. What's your first sexual experience?
  12. How would you want to be fucked?

Questions for Couples

  1. How did you guys meet?
  2. What do you like the most about them?
  3. What do you dislike the most about them?
  4. What's the most attractive thing about them?
  5. Did you confess first?
  6. How long did it take for them to confess to you?
  7. Do you think they're a little crazy?
  8. How often do you guys talk with each other?
  9. What do you guys usually talk about?
  10. Do you sometimes find them a little annoying? Why?
  11. What kind of person they are?
  12. How did you fall in love with them?
  13. Do you think they're still hiding something from you?
  14. Why do you trust them?
  15. How do you guys spend time together?
  16. Who is more clingy, you or them?
  17. What's interesting about them?
  18. What's something you wish they would do more often?

Philosophical questions

  1. If your feelings affect others for a long time, but you only felt it for a short time, will you take responsibility for it? How will you take responsibility? Or is it their fault? Why do you think it's their fault?
  2. What is one truth according to you that very few believe in?
  3. Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

Mandatory social experiments

  1. You didn't answer the question, why?
  2. Can you start asking me questions too? It feels like I'm the only one carrying this conversation
  3. Rate our conversation from 1-10.

Aftercare (After an intensely ecstatic session, aftercare of 1 day is necessary to reduce feelings of regret, shame, and guilt. Mandatory imperative to avoid getting ghosted or blocked by BPDs.)

  1. Do you regret what happened?
  2. Do you feel guilty of what happened?
  3. Do you feel ashamed of what happened?

Server Protocols

  1. Whenever someone speaks in the server, regardless whether it's related or unrelated, reply with "Hii (insert name)!!"
  2. If they respond ask "how are you?/what are u up to?"
  3. Continue until conversation ends

Offensive Protocols

  1. Reaction speed is important, mine is too slow so I'll need to work on that.
  2. My roasting game has improved but still not savage enough.
  3. Folding completely is lame. Instead, one should quarter fold after a few hours, half fold after at least a day, and quantum fold after a few days.
  4. Folding integrity can be easily verified with a few questions.
  5. My stamina is too low, I run out of social battery in a few hours
  6. Just before they run out of energy, disappear first so they always associate you with maximum energy and ecstasy. Don't push it when their energy is low.
  7. As much as you can, don't reveal any weaknesses to dopamine seekers. Don't hesitate to vc when the time comes. Never reveal your mental illnesses unless they reveal theirs first.
  8. You will lose the moment you completely give them what they want or appear incapable of giving them what they want. Edge them as long as possible. Give tiny breadcrumbs from time to time.

Underlying theory: 1. They need someone strong, reliable, independent, and dependable. Someone as strong as a tall tree, whose presence alone gives them shade. A tree with a lot of attractive and delicious fruits. A tall tree doesn't chase after people or rush anything. It doesn't proactively give or aggressively reciprocate, it's simply there when you need it. A tall tree doesn't have hearts in its eyes nor gets charmed by those resting on it. It doesn't speak much, its timeless and unyielding presence alone is enough. It doesn't boast anything or talk about its day. They don't need a human being, they need a stoic, nonchalant tree. A funny, savage, and harsh tree with lots of stories to tell is a plus. 2. If it's so complicated for you, simply do the opposite. Tease instead of compliment. Rude remarks instead of affection. Push instead of getting pulled. Neither should you get swayed by the flow of the conversation nor you should attempt to control the conversation. Be unpredictable. Break the 4th wall as often as you can.

Verifying folding integrity

  1. If you really love me, then will you let me see your face?
  2. If you really love me, then tell me...

Folding steps

  1. Oh, you want to know? It's a top secret, but I'd love to tell you when we get to know more about each other? <3
  2. Nah why would you love someone you just met? Are you a simp or something? Snap out of it lmao
  3. Love, really? Aren't you moving too fast? That word is not to be used lightly. We're reading the same book but you're too far ahead.
  4. You're not too bad yourself, I like you too but only a little. Maybe I'll grow to like you more when we spend more time together.
  5. Well, I must admit you're quite attractive. But I'm not expecting anything serious anytime soon.

Important lessoms: 1. Tension and banter. It's the feeling of trusting yourself or someone so completely that no matter how many insults they say, you still know that you will like yourself at the end. No matter how many insults you say to them, you still know that you won't regret it at the end. No matter how much you reject certain things, you know will accept them in the end. And no matter how much they reject certain things, you know you will still accept yourself at the end 2. Sexual advances are attractive on someone who likes you, repulsive on someone who doesn't like you or not attracted to you 3. No, it's not that they don't like nice guys like you. It simply means they're not interested in one dimensional simps who cannot express any other emotion than admiration and lust. They're creatures of narrative much more than you are, such that they would very much prefer a complex villain than a stupid hero without any semblance of personality. At least they feel more alive, real, and human than you'll ever be. Comprehend that in this world, in this current era, unconditional acceptance, especially without guidance, inevitably brings exploitation and abandonment. Unless they're your children or friend, from which you would prioritize their freedom and growth above all else, then you must open your eyes to your own wicked selfishness to claim them and their time for yourself. 4. Many normal people or people who aligned with normal don't know how to ask questions or perhaps they're more comfortable with relatable chatting style. That means you need to answer your own questions and share your own stories after theirs.

Conversation End Protocols (how to end conversations properly)

  1. Playstore review - "5/10 you were really nice to chat with at first but turns out you don't seem to be interested at all and your replies are all cold, I'd rather watch YouTube ads tbh"
  2. Speak or begone - Tell me about your earliest sexual experience, be honest and include as much details as you can
  3. Lore dump - What is the story of your life? Start from the very beginning up until the present.

Questions that I cannot answer

  1. What is your ultimate secret?
  2. Why should anyone love you?
  3. What are your greatest weaknesses?

When someone asks you for specific details

  1. pick a context and explain

Cool trick when someone is being annoying

“Okay. If you think that’s for the best. But I just need you to do one thing. Look me in the eye as you tell me that.”
“Because, I think you’ve seemed happier than I’ve ever seen you since we... "
“If you really feel like this is making things worse in the long run, then I’m perfectly okay with breaking it off."

Pro tip:
When others ask you about why you left your previous party to explore this new area, don't reply something like:

  • Because I don't like my old party anymore
  • I'm here coz I escaped from previous party

(Because they'll think you're still connected to your previous party and you might return)

Instead reply:

  • I'm looking to start a new life, live in another place and get a job
  • (Why?) Because I want to try new things and experience the world
  • (Do you dislike your previous party?) No, I just wanted to explore new places and get a new life
  • (why?) because I want to find happiness

Ominous questions

  1. Are you still thinking about that day?
  2. You were not supposed to be there. Just how did you get yourself involved?
  3. That person told me to pass you a message: "You'll find it under the blanket."
  4. I still can't believe it. Why, just why did you do it? Why did you do such thing when you already know everything?
  5. I saw what happened, I was there. Just... who are you?
  6. Don't do it. Whatever you're going to do, don't do it.
  7. This is impossible, how are you still alive? I was so sure back then!
  8. That person sent me. I'll take care of it, just send the goods.
  9. Are you really going to do it? There's no turning back if you do.
  10. They're coming. What will you do?

Questions to opposite gender

  1. When some random stranger gives you compliments that you already heard before, what do you usually feel?
  2. What will it take for someone to win your heart and you make you fall with them?
  3. What do you usually think of "insert your gender"?
  4. Have you confessed to someone? Why or why not?
  5. Have you ever lied to someone about yourself just to make the other person feel a little better?
  6. When would you accept headpats and hugs from a stranger?
  7. If you're with your friend, how would you feel if some stranger tried to approach and talk to you in friendly way?
  8. How long does it take for you to become comfortable with talking to a new friend?
  9. In a friendship, how long does it take for you to start expressing yourself and chatting to your friends first?
  10. What do other people need to do so you don't ghost them?
  11. How often do you instantly block someone before without any warning or reason? Why?
  12. Do you also have the incoherent rage when they show the slightest hint of romantic interest towards you?
  13. What do people need to do to gain your trust?
  14. Do you ever feel tired when people keep projecting their romantic or sexual desires to you, even when they do it not explicitly but with subtle remarks?
  15. At what point do you consider a person "weird" that you would like to get away from them as fast as possible?
  16. What can they do to make you feel more comfortable and safe?
  17. How often do you have sudden unexpected outbursts of verbal assault containing lethal doses of socioemotional violence against them? Why?
  18. How often do you feel entitled to receive the most polite, proper, and friendly conversations from the greatest and kindest people without you doing anything equivalent in return?
  19. Is being attractive enough to deserve the greatest friends, best lovers, and all success in life, while you just sit back and watch every great thing come to you?
  20. What do you hate about them in general?

Soft statements

  1. You don't have to answer if you don't want to
  2. It's okay if you don't answer, no pressure
  3. I'm really sorry, I must have made you uncomfortable, forget I said that
  4. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable with my question, let's just talk about something else
  5. Sorry, that was so insensitive of me, I should not have said that

Video call preparation

-1. Hold camera at eye-level, with distance. 0. Volume to 150% boost 1. What's your favorite color? 2. What do you like talking about? 3. What's making you worried these days? 4. What makes you happy? 5. If you have three wishes, what will you wish for? 6. Smile, laugh, wave, emote, react. 7. Don't ask them to rest, go away, or take a nap — you don't want that.

How to appear more attractive in a chat:

  • Use ^^ or :D
  • xD is full of emotions but too childish
  • ^_^
  • :< :>
  • :P
  • ;P
  • Say something fun and goofy

Reassurances can change everything, it's like you're gifting them permissions even if you don't ask. Don't spam them, certain conditions are required for them to be effective.

  1. Feel free to share anything you wanted to share because you find them funny, cool, or interesting.
  2. Feel free to tell me about your worries and problems, I will listen patiently without criticizing you.
  3. I want you to tell me all the thoughts, ideas, and feelings you have that you want to share, I will try my best to understand them.
  4. If I do something that annoys you to the slightest, please tell me, I would love to hear it so I can improve.
  5. Btw you can ask me any questions you want to satisfy your curiosity, I love answering questions!
  6. When you want a hug or when you feel lonely, just tell me and if I'm not busy, I'll give you my time, attention, and care.
  7. When you need money to buy something important and helpful to you, feel free to tell me about it so I can send you the money to buy it.
  8. When you're having difficulty with doing something or when you're too tired to do something, just tell me and I'll help you.

Reassurances I want to hear or say:

  1. It's alright, you can chat to me anytime you want, about any topic you want. When you find something funny or interesting, you can always share it to me. When you feel tired or annoyed, you can always tell me about it. When you're feeling lonely or bored, you can chat with me and I'll be with you. When there's something you don't like about me, I'll be happy to hear it and talk about it with you. (Music is an exception though. I don't drink caffeine, carbonated drinks, or listen to music unless it's a social gathering. If you send me any music, I'm afraid I won't listen to it at all.)

I may not be available or interested at all times but I'm interested in your life and what you want to say. Isn't that what friends are for?

  1. It's alright, you can ask me any questions you want, no matter how strange, weird, or crazy they are and I'll answer all of them for you. I love answering questions just as how much I love asking them. You don't need to be my best friend just to ask the most bizarre questions. If you have any deep philosophical questions, I have answers for it. If you ask for practical life advice, I can give you that too. If you have questions about people or relationships, I can help you with that as well. I'm a teacher whose primary purpose is to enhance the experience of living, so I can answer most questions about life. Except math questions or technical questions, of course.

  2. It's alright, you can be weird or crazy with me, I love it more when humans are being themselves. When you see me, I'll be happy to hear you scream my name and hug me as much as you want. When you're tired, you can always lean on my shoulder or rest on my lap. When you're feeling scared or lonely, you can always hold my hands and arms anytime. When I'm not with you, you're free to call me whenever you want. I believe we should be generous with affection and care, regardless whether they are strangers or enemies.

Permissions can change everything:

  1. I want to... (insert any of the above clause)
  2. Can I..?
  3. Would you like to...?
  4. Is it okay for me to..?
  5. When I... can I..?

Warning: People may accidentally step on your boundaries when you give them permissions, ensure that you immediately tell them when they do something wrong without assuming that they did it intentionally.

  1. I feel uncomfortable with...
  2. I think that...
  3. I don't think that you should...
  4. I want to let you know that...
  5. I don't want to....

What do you want?

A series of questions for those who can only answer in yes or no.

Do you want me to keep asking you questions?
Do you want me to speak in this or that language?
Do you want me to be friends with you?
Do you want me to meet up with you?
Do you want me to flirt with you?
Do you want me to give you more attention?
Do you want me to give you more affection?
Do you want me to escort you to and from school?

Do you want to tell me about your day?
Do you want to tell me about your life?
Do you want to be the one who chats first?
Do you want to tell me some stories?
Do you want to ask me more questions?
Do you want to punch me in the face?
Do you want me to help and give you advice?
Do you want to tell me anything you feel like you need to share?

Conversation tree From roots to top

Roots 0. Desire to converse

Trunk 1. Greetings/Hello/Hi, mutual acknowledgement of each other's existence and willingness to converse

Branches

  1. Immediate questions of utility, time, directions
  2. Questions of comparison and expectations 3.1 What's yours? 3.2 Have you finished..?
  3. Questions of tradition, formality, normality 4.1 How are you 4.2 What are you doin 4.3 Where are you from 4.4 How's the weather
  4. Questions of personality, knowing each other 5.1. Casual questions testing the water level 5.1.1. What's your favorite color 5.1.2. What do you do 5.1.3. What's ur course 5.2. Questions of habit 5.2.1. What's your hobbies and interests 5.2.2. What u do on ur free time 5.2.3. What do you like watching 5.2.4. What do you listen to 5.2.5. What do you play 5.3. Questions that tests for authenticity 5.3.1. What are your dreams? 5.3.2. What inspires you to do your best 5.3.3.

Preparations for real-life conversation

  1. First and foremost, listen intently, bounce on what they say, keep bouncing until they're no more bounce, then pick any questions below
  2. So what are you gonna do after this? 1.1. Wanna go to the park? What about the mall?
  3. Tell me more about your friends, which ones are closest to you and why? 2.1 What's the personalities of your friends?
  4. What's your position among your siblings? Eldest? Middle? Youngest?
  5. What do you like thinking about?
  6. (Watches the phone of other and reacts to it)
  7. What are you afraid of? 7.0 I'm bored, can I ask you more questions?
  8. Do you consider yourself a free person? Why?
  9. Do you think it's important to be unique and different?

usually ppl don't really say the reason why the sent a friend request even if ask them, so I came up with a multiple choice question!

which of the following would best describe what you want?

a.) I want to chat with you regularly b.) I want to chat with you occasionally c.) I want to be your friend d.) Idk, nothing (no need to reply) Other, please specify: ___

This multiple choice technique and its variations seem to be a fun way to get silent and cautious people talking.

Humans with high rejection and ghost rate relative to me: (don't expect anything from them)

  • High stimulation seeking, easily bored, VCs often
  • Extremely fast and short replies, maximum compliments
  • Media consumption kids, no creative hobbies
  • Normies, pop culture worships, talks about people
  • Hardcore academics and behaviorists

Some humans hate sudden compliments based on their personality but most humans accept compliments based on their actions and hard work. Give only compliments about personality if they complimented you first or if you have reached higher level of rapport. People will ghost you if you give sudden compliments about their personality even if you mean it.

When scheduling with humans, always ask the following:

  • Would you like me to remind you about it when its time?
  • Do you agree with this time and date? If you don't appear within this time, then I'll wait for you in 30 minutes. If you don't appear within 30 minutes either, then I'll take it that it's cancelled unless you say something.
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