types of cucks

"Cuck" is a suffix that can be attached to any noun to mean "held back by." Implicit in its use as a pejorative is that a person is lowering their own agency; they could have greater agency than they currently do, but they are limiting themselves and their own agency by being cucked by some thing.

The word combining with "cuck" should always be a single syllable unless there's truly no other option. (For example, "govcuck" is preferable to "bureaucracuck.")

cucks -- the least actually cucked here, since this is just a sexual preference and not actually a real setback
corpcucks -- people whose agency is limited by internalizing workplace behavior, esp. of a corporate workplace
squocucks -- people held back by status quo phenomena ("how much of a squocuck must you be to subscribe to a mainstream news channel on youtube")
statuscucks -- people who are too wrapped up in the social byproduct of activities to actually do the activity itself, e.g. people who quote books without having read them, people who pretend to like classical music, cosplayers who don't actually play the games or watch the anime they cosplay
famcucks -- people whose family obligations prevent their advancement in life
feelcucks: -- people who are held back by feelings. men who fail major life decisions because of a girl.
egocucks -- people who are held back by their idea of their ego and esp. their own competence and who are protecting of their own idea of their own competence, see: most of 21st century western civilization
intcucks -- people who are too caught up with markers of intelligence over actually learning things and producing output. "smart kid syndrome." sapiosexuals on tinder. overlaps with statuscucks and egocucks.
touchcucks -- people inept at using non-touchscreen hardware. ("touchcucks can't figure out how to use a laptop.")
govcucks -- people who are stuck in a government job and have no idea how to secure income otherwise
carcucks -- people who are averse to actually walking places. see: pokemon go players, weirdly enough, given the premise of the game
teamcucks -- people whose commitment to a sports team prevents them from objectively evaluating a player
brandcucks -- people whose sense of objectivity or even reasonableness is compromised by brand loyalty, e.g. texans and whataburger, any console war bullshit, any car-brand bullshit, any fashion house brand bullshit
wingcucks -- people whose political loyalties deprive them of neutrality. (refers to political wing of a party)
carbcucks -- people whose dietary addiction to carbohydrates prevents them from success in any fitness endeavor
dickcucks -- held back by dickbrain. see: most men. (simps for egirls are dickcucks, obviously.)
barcucks: people who are agreeablenesscucked by the social expectations of a venue, such as a bar, where they have to say platitudes like "yeah I mean there's good cops and bad cops" to move things along without any meaningful disagreement happening
cuckcucks: guys who are so concerned with (or paranoid of) being cucked by a girl that they hyperfocus on it to the detriment of everything else and stunt their development as a person (see: early content by the youtube streamer lowtiergod, or any sort of defensive I-will-die-before-I'm-cheated-on attitude)

— credits: Alfred MacDonald, Harris Hoke, Jeremy Cahill, Walter Grant Thornburgh & most of the Not War Club groupchat