Guidelines in Buying Slippers

Yes, this article is extremely urgent and important.

 

First Step

Find a place where you can buy slippers.

 

Second Step

Ask "Where is your biggest slippers?"

 

Third Step

The slippers must be 150% comfortable on your feet. 100% comfortable doesn't count, try again on another shop.

 

Fourth Step

Bargain "I'll buy the slippers for half the price". Do not buy without bargaining.

 

Fifth Step

Go home with your 150% comfortable and new slippers that you bought for only 50% of the price.

 
Failure to follow this guide results in months of regret and suffering.

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