chapter*Jacobi
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iS anyone even there yEt? no? sWiFt. rULe. i Told you no one was gonna be theRe. dRiVe. dRiVe. sTop Me. bUrn a cIg. fUKc. FUKc. gWen whose theRe. wHUt. i Thought you said it was short for guinevere gwen whatever gwendolYn. NO? fUKc. sHe says not in her caSe. fUUUUKKKc. SO. rObert says i have a ten-thirty meetiNg. yEAh. wELl. iS anyone theRe? kAmeSh? pUt him On. mEsh meeting’s at eleven no wait what time is it meeting’s at twelVe. cAn you tell the guYs. pUt gwendolyn On. wHat’s it short for thEn? mErican bastardization spelling of whAt? rIchaRd. rICh. cAn you talk to hEr? sHe’s not making any senSe. gEt your coffee gwEn.
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