How to wake up early

A fast and efficient guide.

To wake up early, you have to sleep with an alarm, but you don't depend waking up with alarm. You want to wake up before the alarm, even without the alarm. So just think of the alarm as precautionary measures.

You want to think that the alarm is only one-time use, that you cannot press snooze because some random person on the earth will die with a cruel death, and you cannot press dismiss without deciding to wake up or else a random group of people will die on the opposite side of the earth.

Having set an alarm, you must sleep at the exact time of your sleeping schedule, because every minute that passes where you delay your sleep, you increase the chance that you will not properly wake up even with an alarm by 2%.

Now that you are trying to sleep, you want to tell your brain that you want to wake up early, ideally before the alarm sounds. Tomorrow is an important day for you, a day of productivity, success, and happiness, and you must wake up early no matter what.

Looks like you have woken up pretty early, that your alarm haven't sounded. You still have 20 minutes before your alarm sounds, maybe you should sleep some more?

NO! Your dream is over. You have finished sleeping. And if you were to sleep again, depend on your alarm, you will start another cycle of sleep.

Being forced to wake up by an alarm will cause you to have the temporary status effect [Drowsiness], where you will feel extremely tired and sleepy even after waking up, and that the bed seems so soft, fluffy, and warm. Fortunately, you have expected that, so you went up from your sleep and decided to think of the things you want to do for today.

Let's say you had a crazy intense dream when you woke by the alarm, and you really want to continue it some more that you want to press the "Snooze" button.

No. That button doesn't mean "I'll wake you up after 10 more minutes", it means "You have activated my trap card! You have completely lost your motivation to wake up early and you will succumb to sleep for many hours!".

That crazy dream will give you the status effect [Cliffhanger] which will make you want to continue it, and you'll feel extremely mesmerized by it. To deal with this feeling, sit down and meditate for a while. Concentrate on your breathing to become more aware of your senses and body. Feel your heart pounding and blood rushing through your veins.

Daydreaming in meditation will make you want to sleep again, and will remove you the chance to wake up early. So don't even try it.

If you fell for the traps I told you in this article and woke up extremely late, then I suppose you deserve the status effect of [Electrification] you are feeling right now, which makes your head feels a little dizzy and painful from having two sessions of sleep.

If that happened, immediately go outside and bath yourself with the sunlight for one minute. You should come back to your senses after that and realize the mistake you have done.

Anyway, I believe in you soldier. I'm sure you won't be stupid enough to have two sessions of sleep and electrify yourself upon waking up, is that right? So now, prepare for sleep and pass every unfinished work you have for tomorrow.

Good night.

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