I just had the most traumatic dream ever.
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In this dream, we have a television. The channel 55 and 88 are for cartoons. The channel 1 and 2 are your favorite. But they're more of a game than a show. The game in channel 2 looks like minecraft, but instead of controlling a character, you're controlling a tank. It seems like it's designed for a double joystick multiplayer experience. The tank looks like two grass blocks stacked on top of one another, except the top one is smaller but longer. There are a lot of pistons in the game. When you shoot, you destroy surroundings like tnt. I'm surprised that the tank can actually jump one block lol.
The first game is your most favorite. In this game, I'm controlling a stone monkey? The monkey can jump very high and far, they can collect coins, and accomplish missions. They can climb walls and pillars. One day we were doing the fighting mission, where we must defend our base while also occupying the base of the enemy. The enemy was a thicc female ninja just like you. I saw them hiding near our base so I drove them away and they returned to their base. But you were in the middle of occupying their base and they caught you.
When I reached the enemy's base, you were already dead. The enemy strapped a knife on their waist and did something unspeakable to you until you died, and kept doing it while you're a corpse. I was forced to watch the entire cutscene... it was one of the game's endings after all. You were lying in a pool of blood. The enemy took your eye. Sliced your face diagonally. Split your breasts. It was so traumatizing that I just want to leave and end all of this, so I activated the dream control panel to speed it up. Fast forward 12x. And yet she's still not finished. She's still mutilating your corpse in the darkest ways possible. So I forcefully quit the game in shock and horror. I played another light game. There was a hot girl in the underground cavern pool surrounded by guys. She proposed a game where we hold our breath as long as possible for the new year, so we did. Using my knowledge of the previous monkey game, I was able to hold my breath easily and see underwater. I was whistling and I saw one guy flicked one of her nips. Then everyone raised their heads above water and the girl blamed me for whistling and flicking her nips. I said I didn't but they still blamed me anyway. So I just apologized and ended the game.
Another interesting game is the red alert game. A pro was showing their gameplay, that the trick to defeat the enemy's strongest turret is to ram your vehicle to it and have the engineer capture it. Usually it would take 3 vehicles to destroy it but it can be done with just one. The pro gamer stole the enemy's airplane and placed it into the allies base, so the enemies attacked their allies. But the pro gamer used the move crouch+dash that allowed them to move very fast, so they occupied one of the enemies turrets. One girl knew what happened but the turret was aiming at her so she didn't speak. The turret has a tank-like shooting barrel. Then it aimed on the girl's teammate beside her, who was complacent and just kept taking. The turret fired and silently annihilated her from existence. But the girl did not speak because the pro gamer aimed the turret at her again. Then the pro gamer shot all the enemy team's turrets and soldiers, without killing the girl. Then the pro gamer talked to the girl and they pressed their smartwatch to each other to exchange contact details, then he let her go. It looks like the pro gamer rizzed her in the middle of the battle and now she became a spy against the enemy. How cool.
In another dream, I have wings but it can only lift me a few inches above the floor. But when I use air currents, I'm able to fly very high. So I always try to fly above the road near the vehicles, so when vehicles get past me, the wind that they left behind allows me to fly a few more inches. Eventually, I'm flying higher than trucks. It's difficult for me to fly straight so I often glide downwards to sources of air currents, so my flight pattern is up down up down. It was fun.