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So this is what adults do when they get together A bunny and a cop I have heard my mom and dad talk about it I have seen it on the web Hannah and Richard don’t do it anymore I guess it’s saved for Cock and Cop Candy and dad are probably doing it now As part of “The Arrangement”
It doesn’t seem that complicated It doesn’t need to be The bunny seems so serious It doesn’t interest me
That crazy bunny and his bunny costume And now this man in a cop costume He isn’t really a cop He just plays one on TV Real cops don’t snort coke with bunnies I don’t think they sit next to them on couches, either Pretending to watch TV
Real candies don’t steal fathers Or maybe it’s right Candy is sweet But it rots your stomach Sugar likes your tongue It doesn’t like your teeth
The cop looks happy I can see the bunny head The cop looks very happy I want that bunny dead
What kind of arrangement do they have I wonder? The kind that makes it okay to smash a skylight? I want that bunny dead
Hold on Mega Cock Shut up Shut up Mega Cock Water’s on its way
Maybe I’ll take a dip No one’s watching Mega Cock won’t care Come here little baby Shuffle No one cares Take off my shirt The bunny isn’t looking Come’ere baby Come’ere little Cock I’m leaving your diaper on Make sure it’s tight. Slide in this pool with me Yeah! Splash! Go ahead and scream! No one’s listening, baby Cock! No one knows about us anymore! Whoah! Watch out baby Cock! Did I hit your head? See, you’re fine. You’re fine! We’ll just swim until my dad gets here. You like the water don’t you! Don’t worry about my little fish. He’s a friend from another world. He won’t bite you, he’s friendly. See? You want to try going underwater? I can tread the both of us. Fly you in and under! Fly you up above! Why aren’t the adults swimming? Adults are very strange