What I'll do when it's my turn

First I'll buy two industrial grade powerbanks for my phone of different brands, ones with guaranties and warranties. Then I'll install wifi, or if it's not allowed, I'll buy huge amount of high speed data. With two different powerbanks, I'll be able to directly compare which one is better and post a more accurate review to both of them.

Next, I'll estimate my weekly expenses and transfer them to 3 different banks with functioning online apps, minimal transfer fees and withdrawal fees. I'll also collect debit card for each of them.

For my first real move, I'll get myself a lawyer consultation as well as an on-call lawyer. I'll be consulting the lawyer about my plans. It should be a lawyer who knows about organization, business, and tax. I'll be taking a picture with my lawyer with their permission and post it on social media, saying "It's finally my turn. I waited so long for this. Here's me and my lawyer." My lawyer's face and identifying details are censored, with image metadata cleaned.

For the second move, I'll get myself a counselor. Same as above, I'll take picture with them and post it on social media without any identifying details. In the meantime, I'll buy some expensive street foods while walking, but giving them all away when I encounter some homeless people, begging children, or distraught people with zombie faces. I'll get a massage too from time to time, testing the different massage places near our house. Unlike other people, I'll be taking pictures with them and posting it on social media without any censorship, and before the massage starts. It will have the caption "Me and who? :3" everytime.

Thirdly, I'll file taxes, preferably as a self-employed person and get my tax ID. I won't be posting any of it in social media this time. Instead, I'll be posting a picture of me and my newly rented house, the color theme of the house changed to adjacent colors when posted on social media to prevent identification. Ideally, it should be an isolated house on top of the hill, underground, or simply soundproof with a major shopping center located less than 2km away. Yes, I'll have a two-person bicycle beside it too or in the garage if there's one, and it will of course have a rain cover covering both seats. I just checked, it's legally a bicycle. And yes, I'll make sure to have also tested riding it with my family, accounting for weight and height variations in two seats, before taking it to my newly rented house.

Afterwards, I'll get myself a psychotherapist who can do multiple therapy things, like EMDR, CBT, ACT, etc. They will be a different person and from a different place than my counselor. They won't know each other either. Therefore, I'll be able to compare the cost-effectiveness of counseling and therapy, while calculating and balancing the effects of multiple variables with my own mind. If my intuition deems some variables to be confusing and interesting enough, then I'll isolate those variables by taking more counseling and therapy from other professionals and making other variables equal, where I'll be able to understand the effectiveness of certain therapeutic approaches more. No, I will not be publishing a stupid dissertation about this, it shall be simple enough to fit in my tranchorian articles. Likewise, I'll be publishing comprehensive reviews and analysis of their services on google maps. Yes, I'll post a picture with them too, I'll be taking censored pictures with all professionals I availed services from.

Hm a speech therapist is important too, but idk where I'll be able to find them or if they'll be effective online. I'll try to find two of them in my city or adjacent city, and compare both of them like the others. For the house furnitures, I'll brainstorm them all in a single day, buy it all in the next day, and get it delivered in the next next days. My house shall be simple; most rooms will have a large whiteboard on their walls, with erasers and whiteboard pens of different colors nearby, except there'll be more black pens than other colors. I shall wake up being surrounded by countless whiteboard writings from my past selves.

I'll go visit multiple dermatologists to improve my skin and treat my chronic idiopathic urticaria, but I'll only apply the treatment of one of them at a time. I'll rent myself a spacious office near my rented house, this will be the place where I'll form neurodivergent meetups within this city as well as to form an exploration team to systematically explore every landmark and interesting services in this city. I won't be eating on every eating place alone, instead I'll make a lottery system where participation is free and girls get a chance to vote for places they want to eat, and the lucky girls selected will be able to eat whatever they want and as much as they want within a large budget. Tho I'll be there eating with them and reminding them of the rules as a rule master. There'll be rules in this event, one of them is "Takeout of any form is absolutely prohibited, though the rule master can allow it if they deem it acceptable." And yes, of course! I'll be taking pictures with them and posting it too. But if I'm wearing a dramatic costume and a mask, then I suppose it would be better to post those pictures on a different account. Wait, wearing the costume and mask in this event isn't decided yet! I'll need to calculate whether the risk would be worth it for the dazzling experience and performance.

Report abuse