If you want to try gambling for fun, then this guide is for you. If you want to earn money, then do not even take a step in the world of gambling.
Tags: Guide, Observations, Mathematical, Statistical, Leisure, Unformatted
All those who gamble will lose. All money they gambled will disappear. Those who gamble must always be aware of this truth.
Gambling is like life, once you are born, you will surely die, sooner or later. Once you placed your money in gambling, they will all disappear. Just like life, people want to enjoy the most of out gambling before their money disappears.
This article is for those who want to enjoy the most out of gambling, fully aware and accepting that all their money will disappear in the end.
I have found three valid practical uses for gambling, all of which doesn't rely on earning money from it.
Those who gamble may learn of the statistical abstractions that run behind every single game, and within each round of a game.
They shall be fascinated from learning that, mathematically speaking, no betting strategy or superstitions will allow them to escape bankruptcy and allow them to actually earn money from gambling.
In the end, everything depends on chance — on luck. No smart person participates in gambling, all those participate in it, regardless of their betting strategies, are foolish idiots with nothing better to do but waste money.
Those who gamble may see the illusions of winnings and luck, only to still fall into the grave of bankruptcy in the end. Regardless of how lucky you are in gambling, you will eventually lose all your money.
This interesting similarity of gambling to a person's life may deepen the gambler's understanding of the universe and the importance of accepting one's impending death.
Those who gamble may learn the deadly temptations and power of human greed, how it controls their behavior and make them gamble their entire life savings.
It will allow them to experience high levels of cognitive dissonance, such that they will be able to come up with a thousand more excuses to continue their gambling addiction.
It will help them understand how specific combination of colors, sound effects, and rewards turns a completely healthy and sane person into a zombie who sold their organs for the sake of easy money.
 
Finally, I will teach you the ultimate technique that will help you get the most out of gambling before becoming bankrupt. Keep in mind that you'll still lose your money in the end, but doing it this way will allow you to enjoy it longer.
The Martingale or double up strategy is one of the most stable betting strategies, yet also the most deadliest and fatal one.
It involves doubling your bet everytime you fail so you'll keep winning at first and recovering your wins, giving you the illusion of steadily making progress, flooding your brain chemicals into doing it more, until you ducking fall on a huge cliff of successive losses and die.
Those who want to enjoy gambling must avoid the sweet temptation of Martingale, as it often leads a person to a quick and traumatizing bankruptcy. Other safer versions of Martingale are better, but it's still deadly.
For our main strategy, we will follow the Fixed Proportional Wagers Averaged Increasing Stakes, Gambler's Fallacy such that we would slowly lose our money in a linear way while trying to regain it immediately.
Basically, in a betting game where we can earn from 1.01x to 50x (or higher) of our wager depending on the risk we take (e.g. Skydiving game on Kabibe), we'll first average the highest level profits we can earn in a single round, for this discussion, we'll use 3x as the average.
Then we'll bet 2.5% of our entire original bankroll for every round at the entire game. If we have $200, we will only bet $5 for every round aiming for 1.5x stakes, but if we lose, we'll increase the stakes by 1, so in the second round after losing, we'll aim for 2.5x stakes.
For higher level of safety, we'll follow this staking pattern with fixed wager of 2.5%:
1.5x
2.5x
3.5x
4.5x
6.5x
7.5x And so on...
The only way we'll lose here is when we consistently lose 40 games in a row, which is extremely rare, but still possible.
For an additional safety net, we'll also follow the safety protocols below:
Slow losing conditions: - Follow your betting strategy with strictness.
Fast losing conditions: - Get devoured by greed and boredom to bet more than your normal bet. - Exceed 1 hour of playing time per day.
"The fun of gambling comes from controlling your explosive greed and emotions, holding back despite what seems to be a winning streak."
"The main challenge of gambling is learning to cut down your loses and preventing yourself from exacting pointless revenge."
"The universe is made in such a way that no one can truly know what will happen next with complete certainty."