chapter*Jacobi
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aDministrative executive decisioNs. tHat’s what we call thEm. tHat’s when the person reading your mail holds back a pieCe. tHat’s when the person counting the drawEr. kEeps a fiVe. cOKe! fRieNd! bLack iCe!! cAll grEg. gEt another piLl. FcccUUUUUK! nO parTy. tHere IS a parTy. rIchard has pilLs. hE has To. hE wouLd. i’LL FCKUU!! tHat’s what i’ll Do. sHow you richaRd. sHow yOu. dOn’s judge peopLe. i’Ll empty your fcKUUing mailbOx. nEver get a mSg. agaIn. sLap dOg. cOCk. sWAg. aRchivAl. rEmove aLl. dONe. aDministrative executiVe. dEcisiOn. yOUr ASS.
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chapter*Cock
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Jimmy would come over sometimes. This guy’s kitchen is full of pills. Open a drawer. It should be knives. It’s pharmaceutical. He sucked my dick once. I was over there. We were watching HBO. This fool starts sucking a dick. Does that make me gay? Or just high? I don’t even do coke—a few lines a day. Some people have a problem with it. Like that bitch Candi. Can’t you limit yourself? Come on, buy a house. Or like this guy. Jimmy. He’s got problems. But the guy has a emphjob. Fuck. Do a little coke now and then. You really gotta get into real estate. I get it from my sister. She lives in New York. It’s the only way to make money. Jimmy’s sucking that coke—sucking that shit up his nose. Police hat is out on the table. He hates when I touch it. I touch it anyway. Jimmy’s tricky. You gotta feed him the right stuff in the right order. Like if I offer Jimmy drinks first he’ll shake his hand like emphno, I would never drink that. He’ll wave you off. You can’t invite him out for drinks, either. He’ll never come. You gotta emphtrick motherfuckers like this, emphsneak em over your house with some crazy call like you gotta—and this is risky—but you gotta emph{trick} these motherfuckers over. You gotta callem. Like from a neighbor’s phone. Or from a restaurant. We’re always doing that down at the Costco. Trick those bitches into letting us use their fax machine. Faxing in orders at the Costco. Fucking Jimmy. Get this guy another line he’ll be sucking emphMega Cock’s dick. Where’s my kid? Candy prob’ly has em. Get this guy another line.
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