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But that’s her life. And she’s a really good actor. I bet it’ll improve her performance. My job interview at Mead I was coming down off mushrooms and I totally got the job.

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

(Mm hmm: shaking her head up and down like a two-year-old.)

O-k. Too much and she’ll be in outer-space, forgetting about her body, thinking giant caterpillars are eating her brain. Too little and she’ll just have some light hallucinations and laugh a lot. She already laughs a lot.

Jules dry-swallows her mushrooms, after only a couple chews.

"Can you hand me that?"

"Pussy," she says, and she hands me my water.

No need to make this any harder than it has to be.

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