Chad’s Top Ten Reasons You Know You’re Addicted To Crack are something like this:
(It changes every time.)
10—There’s not really ten reasons there’s..like..six..maybe five. It’s just a stupid thing Chad and I say when we’re drunk. It’s always funnier when you’re drunk, it won’t be funny here, I’m just including it for completeness, so you know what you’re not missing.
9—is when you’re sometimes late to work..because you’re smoking crack.
8—is when you occasionally miss a day of work because you’re smoking crack.
7—is when you spend more money than you should buying crack.
6—is when you spend money that you should be spending on food..to buy crack.
4 and 5 have to do with borrowing money from other people and not paying them back (for the purpose of buying crack).
3—is when you steal money from other people..to buy crack.
2—is when you’ll steal other people’s stuff..to sell..so that you can then buy crack.
And the Top Ten Reason You Know You’re Addicted To Crack..is..when you actually suck dick for crack. Chad loves saying the phrase “suck dick”. Hmmm. I wonder why.
Ok. So maybe there are ten.
I told you they weren’t funny.