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textsc“Thanks man, thanks.”
“Did you call the office?”
“I thought you could call em for me.” This faggot is getting in my car, he’s fucking huge.
My car dips when he sits down.
“Jesus, man.”
“I know: soda.”
“You didn’t call em?”
Jacobi reaches for the air. “My phone..it’s..I left it inside.”
I hand him mine.
“I think I left it on last night. You should have seen this bitch.”
“Speed-dial 1.”
This fag looks at me. “Shouldn’t 1 be your wife?”
“Fuck you,” I say. 1 is the office.